9/22/2019

My dear Friend and President, DJT,

         The murder of crows that was holding their Sunday worship service in the pecan tree in my neighbor's yard has dispersed. The birds were so numerous and so loud that I had to go and see if they had lost a loved one. You'll recall I witnessed another murder of crows last Dec. congregating near my house to acknowledge the passing of their friend whose fresh corpse was on the sidewalk. I presume he had been killed by a hawk. We never got the autopsy back from the UCD crow lab, so I have no idea if my theory is correct. Does a murder of crows ever visit the WH?

         So you are off to Wapakoneta, Ohio, to see the new cardboard recycling plant with SJM. I'm so glad that you have a friend like Anthony Pratt (AJP)! Perhaps the two of you will talk about how being rich these days might be dangerous. Did you know that the average wage for the 13,000 employees at AJP's company, Visy, is $100,000? Maybe you can talk to him about how he pulls that off so you can tell Mary Barra and she can end the strike at GM. I hope you'll talk to him about climate change. I think he can help you understand why we are all concerned.

            It looks like you will get to spend tonight in NYC. I expect that you will sleep well in your old bed.

            Best,

            RCA

PS - Are you are surprised as I am that Stephen Miller has started a romance? I hope it softens his heart.

PSS - Did you set up this whistler blower thing on purpose so you can run against Warren? If so, you are a tricky devil, and I worry that your worst demons will ruin you. That phone call was a big mistake! Please don't do it again.