2/25/19

My dear Friend and President, DJT,

            Are you ready for your trip to Hanoi? You'll be leaving in about an hour. Did you pack everything that you'll need? I always manage to forget something. It would be nice to have staff take care of my packing for me. Maybe next time I go on a trip, you can send me one of your helpers.

            I listened to your remarks at the Governor's Ball last night and heard you say that you have a special feeling for KJU and that the two of you "see eye to eye." Since you are so intimate, why not visit to North Korea? He's really proud of all his rockets so you two could have lots of fun admiring all of his equipment and military facilities. As you know, he's got a lot of stuff and a lot of it is hidden underground so it might take you a few weeks to see everything. While you're there you could give him lots of business advice and help him figure out how to take advantage of his strategic location to make some big bucks. Your visit could show the world that KJU can be trusted and has followed through on his promise to denuclearize. You could also get the vibe of North Korea and see how the people are doing. I worry that they are depressed from being oppressed. It would be nice to know that's not the case.

            I have not visited Hanoi so I have no travel tips for you. My friend and colleague, Cary Trexler, goes there all the time. He gets grants from US AID to help Vietnam educate its farmers. You could give him a call from Airforce 1 to get some suggestions.

            I look forward to seeing how the trip goes.

            RCA