5/26/2023

My Dear Friend & POTUS, JRB,

My Badass remarks about my Dean went over well last night. How did your event with CQ go?

You’ve got the NCAA b-ball champs coming to the WH today. I’m sure you know that Angel Reese, star of the LSU Tigers & Jordan Hawkins, star of the UConn Huskies, are cousins. Will you have a special moment with the 2 of them?

Beware of Angel, she likes to trash talk. She understands she is an entertainer. Her false eye lashes, long hair & sassy style keep us engaged when she’s not scoring, rebounding or dribbling. Shaquille O’Neal says she’s the best athlete to come out of LSU & he should know because he went there, too.

Have you heard that the Benedictine Sisters of Mary, Queen of the Apostles exhumed the body of their foundress Sister Wilhelmina Lancaster 4 years after her death & her body was intact? Incorrupt! It’s a miracle & she may become a Saint. She saw Jesus at age 7, started her own monastery at age 70 & liked to say, “I am Sister WIL-HEL-MINA — I’ve a HELL of a WILL and I MEAN it!” How cool is that?

Please read WP’s op-ed about defense spending. The Editorial Board points out that Congress sends the Pentagon more $ than they want. We, both, know that’s because Lockheed Martin & CO lobby to get $$. They also write, “the services all have too many people in uniform doing jobs that civilians could do. Fixing that mismatch could save nearly $20 billion over 10 years.” That would help with this debt debacle.

Finally, please advise Modi(NDM) that India needs to respect the scheduled tribes & stop blaming Burmese refugees for the strife in Manipur. The Kuki & Chen are feeling persecuted & taking it out on their neighbors. Please encourage NDM to be a unifying force.

Enjoy your visit to Camp David,

BYBS,