2/10/2022

My dear Friend & POTUS, JRB,

            I feel compelled to write to you today even though my new routine does not include time for a letter. The urge to write to you comes from the fact that you had 0, that’s zero, mentions in the NYT and the G today.

            While I am grateful that you are maintaining a calm presence in your presidency, you need to stay on the front page. I’m afraid that hosting Billie Eilish (BEPBO)  & her brother at the White House is NOT front-page news.

            I encourage you to invite Sharice Davis to the Oval Office & have a press conference about how her district (KA-3) has been cut in half by the KA legislature. As you know she’s the only Dem representing the people of KA in DC. This kind of gerrymeandering is going on all over the Red States & you need to make some noise about it. As an “out” Native American, martial artist, she will appeal to the same young voters as BEPBO, & her plight is much more compelling to the journalists who cover your beat than BEPBO’s getting to meet Commander.

            Perhaps you will say something newsworthy in Brandy Station today. I will be on the lookout.

            BYBS,