12/01/2020

My Dear Friend & POTUS, DJT,

            I survived my trip to TJs yesterday & one of the nice employees knew exactly where to find the can of jack fruit. By the way, it is ok. It doesn’t have a taste of its own & the texture is “meaty-ish.” It’s basically an excuse to eat BBQ sauce. I suspect you wouldn’t like it.

            I’m contemplating all of the #s that I encountered as I read through my 6 newspapers this morning and have some questions that I hope you can answer.

1)    What exactly are you doing with $170 million dollars your fans have donated to your “Election Defense Fund”? Please don’t tell me you are using it to pay people like lawyer Joe DiGenova who says that Chris Krebs should be “taken out & shot” for claiming the election did not involve cyber fraud.

2)    What’s up with the $455 billion of unspent CV relief funds? Why does STM want to put it back in the Treasurer’s general fund?

3)    Why are you selling $23 billion of military equipment to the UAE & why is the  Christian Science Monitor (CSM) the only news outlet to be reporting on it?

I would try to answer these questions myself but I have to be ready for my class at 12:30. It’s my penultimate & I want it to go well.

The CSM suggests that you could be leaving political hand grenades for the next administration. I’m afraid that’s misguided. JRB is the most experienced politician to ever enter the WH. So, giving him a bunch of problems to solve will make him look brilliant. Are you sure you want that?

BYBS,