11/22/2020

My dear Friend, DJT,

            Is it over yet? I am tired of hearing about it. I would like life to go back to normal. Don’t you?

            As I wrote that sentence, I realized I didn’t know which IT I was writing about. At 1st, IT was the election & then I realized IT could also be CV. Wouldn’t it be nice if they both could be over before Christmas? Since CV is not in our hands, you can calm our nerves by calling RWLG off so we can be free of allegations & fear mongering. The GOP Senatorial candidates might appreciate it. If you continue to cast doubt on our voting infrastructure, your fans may decide that their votes don’t count & they might not show up to the polls.

Have you spoken to Kelly Loeffler about her campaign strategy now that she has CV? She may need some help.

            Did you read the piece in today’s WP about the race to develop a vaccine? It’s brilliant journalism. It introduces many of the characters involved in the race to bring the m-RNA vaccines to market & the constellation of forces that made it possible. It’s truly a TRIUMPH of cooperation & science. I especially appreciated learning about Ozlen Tureci & her husband, the scientists at BioNTech. They’re Turks teaming with a Greek to develop Pfizer’s vaccine. Even though they are billionaires, they live in a modest apartment & ride their bikes to work. As Muslim immigrants to Germany, they demonstrate the power of globalization & open borders. Don’t you love it?

            I hope you enjoy some restorative relaxation on the golf course today. Let’s it get IT over with so we can greet the future with enthusiasm.

            HYITL,