11/20/2020

My dear Friend, DJT,

            I’m sure you are troubled by that black liquid that trickled down Rudi Guilani (RWLG) face yesterday at his press conference. It got more publicity than the conspiracy theory about the election he is trying to develop. I was shocked to see Jenna Ellis say with a straight face that communist $ had somehow corrupted the voting machines. RWLG’s press conferences are going from bad to worse, so best to just put a stop to them, don’t you think?

            I’m happy to hear that you are participating in today’s APEC call. It will give you a chance to meet the new PM of Japan, Yoshihide Suga (YS). Maybe you met him when Abe Shinzo was in charge. YS was AS’s right-hand man. Apparently, he’s a laid-back guy who avoids the limelight so he may not have made much of an impression. Now that he’s in charge of the 3rd largest economy in the world, he better be ready to shine. He must have some kind of magic because he’s the son of strawberry farmer in a country where family connections go a long way. I am intrigued by his politics. He’s in favor of foreign workers but wants to silence criticism in the media. I’ll be interested to see if you, two, hit it off.

            I hope you’ll pay attention to whatever Jacinda Ardern has to say. She’s got some magic, too. She’s managed to guide NZ through this pandemic with only 25 deaths so far. That’s quite an accomplishment, so at least you can congratulate on her efforts. 

I understand that your buddy, Vladimir Putin, will be attending the APEC meeting. Perhaps you can engage in some private Zoom chats in the sidebar & agree to scale back on nuclear weapons. Then you could end your presidency on a high note.

            HYITL,

            RCA