9/20/19
My dear Friend and President, DJT,
Today I wrote too any words and do not have the time to edit this down to 2000 characters so it is coming in two parts today. You sometimes do that in your tweets so I hope it all makes sense.
I am here in Irvine as the rays from the rising sun reflect off one of the office buildings that I can see from my hotel window. My time is short and I have lots to discuss so I'll stop musing about the beauty of the day and get right to it.
I woke up discombobulated. I had a dream about you. Weird? Right? For some reason, you had to hide and you were staying with my family. My brother was there and he gave you a new green baseball cap that said something about peaches. I assume the cap was going to help hide your hair so you could be incognito. My brother was treating you like royalty and I think I was gently objecting. I don't have the time to consult Freud to unpack the significance of this dream, but I make it a habit that when I dream of a friend, I let them know, because the Bible treats dreams as a big deal, so I guess I should too. So now you are informed.
I hope you and Australian PM Scott Morrison (SJM) take a few minutes to talk about the Climate Strike. Kids all over Oz were chanting and marching. My favorite was, "no more coal, no more oil, keep your carbon in the soil." If you want to meet some of the kids to see what they have to say, they are marching in DC right this minute, heading for the Capitol Building.
Your buddy, Anthony Pratt, might be right out there with them. I'm surprised that a guy who has become the wealthiest man in Australia by recycling cardboard is your friend. Did you meet through his partner, Claudine Revere, who owns that catering business that Trump Industries uses? Did you get her the contract with FOX? Is she helping to cater the state dinner that you are giving for SJM?
I wish I had time to learn more about all of these unlikely relationships that you have with these folks from Down Under, but alas, I have to run. I am curious to find out if Nicole Kidman attends the dinner tonight. I understand that in 2017 she publicly stated, " we as a country need to support whoever’s the president because that’s what the country’s based on." I tend to agree with her on that one so maybe you'll invite me to the WH someday, too.
Remember, no mean tweets about the kids' climate striking or they just may chase you into hiding, making my dream come true.
Best,
