5/4/2019

My dear Friend and president, DJT,

https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Trump-welcomes-prime-minister-of-Slovakia-to-13817433.php

            Did you enjoy your meeting with PP yesterday? It's nice that you conversed about the thriving economies of Slovakia and the USA. I wish he would return the 14 F-16 military jets PP purchased from Lockheed Martin. Why does a little country like Slovakia need any fighter jets at all? Let's sell them some whiskey and blue jeans instead.

            I was surprised to learn that you had an hour-long conversation with VVP yesterday? Did that happen during your visit with PP? I certainly hope not. I am wondering how a phone conversation with VVP works. Do you both have translators or does he speak to you in English? Does he ask you about Melania? Does he tell you about his girlfriend? Do you know if he has one? Some people think he does and that they have a "love child" who was born in Switzerland. Since you two are close, I'm sure you know all about his exploits and presume you will keep them a secret.

            I hope you two can figure out a way to persuade KJU to stop blowing things up. I'm sure the Japanese and South Koreans are quite unsettled by the projectiles he fired off yesterday. Please give SA and MJI a call to reassure them we are their friends.

            Enjoy your day,

            RCA