5/10/2019

My dear Friend and president, DJT,

            According to the Boston Globe, your visit with the Red Sox yesterday was "awkward." They noted that the only POCs present were slugger, JD Martinez and third base coach, Carlos Febles. It's too bad that a trip to the WH has created a schism on the team. Please consider how you might address the issue, and I will remind you that having a few Black friends like Tiger and Kanye is not enough.

            It sounds like the Disaster Relief Bill has become a political football - too complicated to delineate in my 2000 characters. Suffice it to say I encourage compromise. That's how politics works. 

            A trade deal with China will also have to include some compromise, too. I encourage you to take note of the info provided by the editors of the NYT, "The rub of the talks is that Mr. Xi has to concede more than Mr. Trump does—without being embarrassed in the process." Just remember that Target and Walmart shoppers will blame you when they have to pay higher prices for Made in China goods. I'm afraid that Americans are addicted to shop-therapy so it's best not to mess with the price of consumer goods. 

            I hope that you show your best side to the Mothers of the Military today.

            Happy Friday,