3/2/19

My dear Friend and President, DJT,

            I am out of my usual routine today so I am writing to you at 12:44 PM. It's Saturday so I left the house first thing to get some bagels before Noah's got too crowded. It can be crazy on the weekend, especially at about 10:30. After enjoying my gourmet spinach bagel, I got busy doing other things and almost forgot to write you. Shocking, I know. How could I forget about YOU? Especially nowadays when there is so much going on. Well I have a lot going on in my life, too. We have that in common.

           One of the items on my to-do list is to find a new washing machine. Have you gone shopping for a clothes washer lately? Have you ever set foot in an appliance store? I wouldn't if I didn't have to - There's 5 different brands and each brand has 3 different models. The latest gimmick is steam which supposedly does a better job getting stains out and sanitizing your clothes. Is it worth a few hundred dollars? I don't think you ever get dirty so you wouldn't need the stain option. I love getting dirty so it may be worth it. I wish you could join me and help me learn how to make a deal. I'm not sure they do that for washers, but it would be fun to try.

            Did you enjoy your lunch/speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference? I'm amazed that the audience stayed in their chairs for over 2 hours. I tried to read the transcript but you kept changing topics and I lost track of the points you were trying to make so I stopped reading. Did you say something I haven't heard before? I was happy to read your comment about how you avoid certain offensive words because Melania suggested you do so. I hope you do more of that. According to Fact.ba, positive remarks in the speech outnumbered negative remarks. That's a good thing, too.

            I have to get back to investigating washing machines.

Best,