7/26/2020

My dear Friend & POTUS, DJT,

            It’s been a year since you called Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky. That seems like a lifetime ago. Wouldn’t it be nice to go back to a time when all we worried about was an impeachment trial?

            I see that you played golf with Brett Favre (BLF) yesterday so it seems that your life is getting back to normal. He’s probably one of the few people in the world who has the same kind of fans that you have. Folks who unconditionally love you, even when you engage in all kinds of questionable activities involving shady business deals & being disrespectful to women. Please give him some advice on the problem he has regarding the $1.1 million the state of MS gave him for speeches he never made. It seems that you both have a new found respect for Colin Kaepernick so perhaps you also are beginning to see the Light on many other issues as well.

            I’m worried about the tear gas, 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile, being used in Portland. It’s a chemical weapon, banned on the battlefield by nearly every country in the world, including the US. Now that dads have figured out that leaf blowers are quite effective at sending the toxic aerosol back at the marshals, don’t you think it’s time to put it away? I’m sure it’s bad for the environment, so let’s just stop manufacturing it.

            I hope your golf game brings you peace of mind today.

            HYITL,