10/28/2020

My dear Friend, DJT,

            Have you heard that your mime, Sarah Cooper, has a one-hour special on Netflix? My husband & daughter enjoy her lip syncs of your speeches. You know that mimicry is a form of flattery so I’m sure that you’ve enjoyed watching her clips.

            Don’t you love it when people use their creativity to handle adversity? Finding a way to express oneself can turn negative energy into positive energy. The NYT reports that a group of women, who call themselves Progress PA, do this every day in their communities on the Southwestern side of the state. They dress up in funny outfits and stand on busy streets waving signs. They’ve raised $110,000 for billboards, & now they are trying to educate everyone not to send in “naked envelopes” when voting by mail. While they may not be your fans, you have to admire their energy & enthusiasm.

            Speaking of which, your Omaha rally had plenty of excitement. It’s too bad that your fans had to wait around in the freezing cold for hours to get on a bus to get back to their cars. I’m afraid that your campaign staff is so overtaxed that they can’t figure out how to run a rally. You might want to work on that.

            Wasn’t it nice to see the Dodgers win the series? Now Clayton Kershaw will have a ring on his finger when he gets inducted into the baseball hall of fame.

            BYBS,