9/3/2019

My dear friend and president, DJT,

            Did you hear that folks in the UP saw the Northern Lights this weekend. I have never seen them, have you? It seems they are a common occurrence in that part of the country at this time of year. I might have to arrange to be at my cabin in Dunbar, WI, next Labor Day so I can witness the beauty of a geomagnetic storm.

            Next Labor Day you will be in the midst of your campaign. It will be interesting to see who you will run against. I'm a little worried that your opponent will be an old White guy. I'm afraid that will make for a boring campaign. I'd love to see an exciting, invigorating campaign with some new ideas about the environment and a plan for addressing wealth inequality. Someone who wants to cut defense spending would make me very happy. And of course, some gun control and reproductive rights are a must.

            It'll be interesting to see if Corey Lewandowski decides to run for the Senate in NH. The NYT indicates that his "prospective bid has unsettled an array of powerful New Hampshire Republicans." Vanity Fair claims that no one likes him and that his candidacy creates a "delicate political drama" for you. It's too bad that he has physically assaulted some people. Folks in NH aren't into that kind of thing.

            I encourage you to refrain from tweeting about Dorian. Apparently, you are confusing people with your weather updates. Best to leave the forecasting to the experts.

            Stay dry,

            RCA