7/31/2019

DJT,

            Good job in your speech at Jamestown yesterday. I liked the part when you said, "Among all of America’s towering achievements, none exceeds the triumph that we are here to celebrate today: our nation’s priceless culture of freedom, independence, equality, justice, and self-determination." It's great that Williamsburg, the College of William and Mary and Jamestown got some attention. You know, I spend time in that part of the country frequently because my mom lives there. In addition to all of that wonderful Revolutionary history are more pancake houses than any other place in the world including the Colonial Pancake House, the Capitol Pancake House and the National Pancake and Waffle House, just to name a few. Thomas Jefferson was a big fan of “panne-quaiques”and the colonists ate the cheaper variety made with corn meal and molasses. I hope you enjoyed one in honor of the special day.

            I commend you for your restraint in handling Del. Ibraheem Samirah's (ISS) interruption of shouting out, “Mr. President, you can’t send us back, Virginia is our home!” Don't you admire him for speaking his truth? You have to admit that as a Muslim, Palestinian, he felt the need to protest. While it may have disrupted things, as ISS said, "that's the beauty of democracy." Since you are a disrupter yourself, you must understand where he's coming from. 

            Your meeting with Mongolian President Battulga Khaltmaatoday will be fascinating. You, two, have a lot in common, "tough" anti-establishment guys with business backgrounds which include some sketchy dealings. I recommend that you don't get physical with him. As you know, as a world champion wrestler, he'd have you in a leg lock in no time and if you get unruly he might give you a head butt. Please do not try to sell him any weapons. He can't afford them and he doesn't need them. Please encourage him to be careful to protect his fragile landscape from the harsh effects of mineral extraction. 

         RCA