2/9/19

My dear Friend and President, DJT,

            Congratulations on getting another clean bill of health. The NYT had too many paragraphs about your colonoscopy history. I guess it's a big deal because they usually sedate you when they do one, so when the President has one, he has to hand over power to the VP. I know how much you like to be in control so I understand why you didn't get one.

            I know from experience that colonoscopies are to be avoided! Actually, it's the prep that's aversive. Who knew that drinking a weird solution every 15 minutes for several hours would be so disturbing? If that's what a cleanse is, count me out. 

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/rep-debbie-dingell-misses-sotu-stays-home-with-husband-john

            The NYT wondered how you were able to tweet about John Dingell's passing while you were in your physical. I assume either you had your phone with you or Don Scavino tweeted for you. Either way, it was nice of you to send your sympathies to his wife, Rep. Debbie, of Detroit. Isn't it amazing that the Dingall's have been in Congress for almost 86 years? I know that secretly you appreciated that he "introduced a bill at the beginning of every new Congress to provide universal health care to all Americans." You and I both know that's the way to go, but you keep that to yourself now that you are in the GOP.

            I'm afraid that your buddy, Candace Owens, made some objectionable remarks about the man who took Germany into WWII. I encourage you to remind all of your friends that it is best not to invoke that man's name for any reason. He did terrible things, and while we must never forget those things, we don't need to honor his existence by uttering his name. I'm afraid some people feel the same way about you. It's not too late to change their minds by doing some outrageously wonderful things. You could start by revealing your taxes. That would save Congress a whole lot of time. Just a thought.

            Happy Saturday,

            RCA