12/4/2019
My Dear Friend and President, DJT,
How was that party at Buckingham Palace last night? Did you feel snubbed by Princess Anne? Do you think ABdPJ owns a comb? Were you aware that JPJT and EJFM appeared to be mocking you for your long press conferences?
Did you get a chance to speak with Iceland's PM Katrín Jakobsdóttir (KJ)? She's my kind of woman and I think she could help you think through a new agenda for your presidency. She is "implementing a pay-equity law, overcoming austerity, and unveiling ambitious climate goals" and her mantra is that everything is "doable." I'd vote for her.
Gotta go - it's time to find the volume of some cereal boxes with the 5th graders.
Best,
