11/28/2019
My Dear Friend and President, DJT,
Happy Thanksgiving! Who will be joining you this year? Our turkey dinner has to wait until tomorrow. Kid has to work at Target at 4:00 today. This Black Friday thing has gotten out of hand, don't you think?
What's up with that photo you tweeted yesterday? Were you trying to top KJU's photos of himself riding a stallion on top of magical Mt. Paektu? His news agency says he's going "to strike the world with wonder again." Perhaps we are supposed to wonder about his latest weapons test. I know I do. It might be time for you two to have another tete-et-tete.
Don't eat too much,
