10/21/2019
My dear Friend and President, DJT,
I'm sorry we are going through all of this turmoil. I'm sure you know that we are ALL going through it - people who hate you, people who like you, people who are confused by you. We are all pre-occupied by your Presidency and the uncertainty is unsettling.
Even your friend, LOG, is unsettled by you. I'm sure you heard that he called you a "handful" and an "equal opportunity abuser of people." He also said that you can be "charming and gracious." He wants to do what he can to help you, but it sounds like he's lost some confidence in you. It must be hard to see your golfing buddy talking about you that way on HBO. You've got to admire his candor.
Speaking of unsettling, I was quite disturbed to see that Erdogan (RTE) wants nuclear weapons. Let's make sure that doesn't happen. Perhaps during your cabinet meeting, today, you can get all of your secretaries to help you think through how best to respond to RTE's latest proclamation. Apparently, our nukes are on his soil, so if he got really crafty he could just grab those. The NYT says he's been dealing with nuke black marketeer, Abdul Qadeer Khan of Pakistan and got VVP's help to build a nuclear reactor. I hope you all can figure something out.
Let's try to keep calm,
RCA
